A
firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with
little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter’s
helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure
is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration... 'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little
closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.. 'Little partner,' the firefighter
said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you
could go faster.' The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.' -Submitted By:
Steve D
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Ten Commandments
Some people
have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those
terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.... No joke (posted
on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro , TN)
(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin'
before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma &
Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what
ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day now ya hear! -Submitted By: Eric C.
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