You May Already Be A Roadhouse Monkey

1) Do you own a motorcycle? yes no

2) Are you a bi-ped? yes no

3) Do you own more than 10 black t-shirts? yes no

4) Do you have Friends named after reptiles? yes no

5) Do you consider Easyriders deep reading material? yes no

6) Do your best shoes have steel toes? yes no

7) Does taking a cruise with your wife mean a ride down the interstate? yes no

8) Do you own more than two leather jackets? yes no

9) Did you ever buy your three year old niece a Harley Davidson t-shirt? yes no

10) Is the only reason you cleaned your garage; was to make room for your bike? yes no

11) Do you have one or more opposable thumbs? yes no

12) Do you think a grease rag and a hankie are the same? yes no

13) Do you think of your local Harley dealership as "The Boutique"? yes no

14) Does dressing up for dinner mean wearing a clean black t-shirt? yes no

If you answered YES to three or more questions; you are a "Roadhouse Monkey". Click here for the Roadhouse Monkey Entry Form: